cunningas: (kaya: mischievous)
The rules are: comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

from [ profile] will_aurelius
Clever - According to what I'm told, I'm quite the clever trickster deity. And his mun just got deja vu. I mean, I suppose I've had my moments of idiocy but on the balance, the moments of cleverness totally outweigh them. I have, after all, managed certain feats that someone with lesser clevernessity wouldn't have ever thought of. And if you have to ask what those are you obviously don't know me very well.

devious - You have to admit that being devious goes along with the above, if only because deviousness is an offshoot of cleverness though I suppose there are clever people who aren't devious yet.

shape-shifting - It's sort of a thing with me. I don't see any point in staying in the same form all the time and would much prefer choosing the form suitable for the occasion. That said, I've been all sorts of things. Men. Women. A horse. Cats. Falcon. Fish. Even a fly! Good thing I didn't get squished, huh? (Or does that depend on one's point of view?)

booze - Oh, I love it. Can't have a good party without it. Vodka, scotch, rum, beer, and so on. Even fruity girly drinks from time to time. Just give me the booze and no one gets hurt. Except that's a total lie, isn't it? Anyway, I'm most likely to answer a summons if alcohol is involved, keep that in mind.

pissing off Thor - I rarely intend to do just happens! Plus he's rather easy to bait that sometimes I just can't quite resist.
cunningas: (adrien: eff you!)
- other: looking into the abyss - I use it for those times when talking about something I'd rather not. Or something like that. It's sort of an emo icon, don't you think?
- adrien: posing for an arty photo in black - also kind of emo. But my mun thinks it's pretty.
- adrien: shadowed - Just for being menacing and mysterious.
- adrien: i'm crazy remember? - Just what it says. *grins*
- adrien: just get in the car bitch - My mun says that's what I look like I'm saying in the icon. And sometimes you just need to be...forceful.
- adrien: angst, adrien: anguish - I don't think I've actually used this one for anything. But one day I might need to, i guess.
cunningas: (adrien: smug bastard)
Nobody's asked about them, but if anybody wants me to ask about six of their icons, go for it.
cunningas: (adrien: i'm crazy remember?)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I gave [ profile] most_amazing a kidney (1000 points). In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In June I broke [ profile] killingsoftly's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I stole [ profile] swift_wings's purse (-30 points). In January I pulled [ profile] msg_ina_bottle's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1279 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
cunningas: (other: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)
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You Are
Fool In The Rain

You are a very bizarre person, to say the least. You don't think the way most other people do. And you probably don't really care.

You defy convention, and probably really like burritos. And you're very content with your life. You're a ray of sunshine. Piercing, bizarre end-of-the-world sunshine, but sunshine nonetheless. While most people are going to college to be lawyers or accountants or something, you'd be just as happy working at Tippy's Taco Stand in San Dimas, CA.

You probably have a really interesting car. You definitely do not drive a Honda Civic. There's a good chance that you smoke weed. There's a good chance you sell it.

Everybody worth anything likes you a lot.

Take the Which Led Zeppelin Song Are You? Quiz

cunningas: (adrien: eff you!)
Figured I'd take this one again.


Since when have I ever rejected anything tasteless, vulgar, or coarse? trickster_loki took the free personality test!

"His need to feel more causative and to have a wide..."

Click here to read the rest of the results.

cunningas: (adrien: with some brunette chick)
[as requested by [ profile] antigone_grace here]

Two pairs of eyes, one set blue and the other green, stared up at him imploringly. Big, adorable eyes glimmering with tears threatening to pour down chubby little cheeks at any moment. Those eyes would put any puppy dog to shame.

He didn't stand a chance.

Loki sighed and scrubbed a hand through his hair. "Vali, Narvi, Daddy wouldn't dream of eating the," tasty, succulent, "lamb."

"Or the dee!" one little voice piped up.

Sigh. "Or the deer."

Doomed. He was doomed. Why did he have kids again?

The problem, Loki decided, with seducing some of these New Age-y types of women was that you ended up eating a lot of strange things. And having to act like you enjoyed it.

He looked down at his plate and groaned inwardly. The tofu shaped like turkey was the worst. And a crime against nature, at that.

When he was young, Loki had wanted to try something new. Different. He'd tried going Vegetarian before the word had been invented.

He made it three days.

Well, two and a half.

Well, two.

Or so. Give or take. More or less.

Aesir could not survive by Twinkies and rum alone.

But he could certainly give it a shot.

For a time, Loki couldn't quite shake that habit of grazing after he bought Sleipnir to Asgard.

And the less said about the periodic urges to snort, whinny, and sleep standing up the better.
cunningas: (adrien: pleased)
As requested by [ profile] kingcreevey here.

The first time had been wholly unplanned. He'd taken to wandering in Diagon Alley and his attention had been caught by a small boy with bright eyes and, at the time, rather disheveled hair. Truly, his attention had been caught by what the boy had been watching with those bright eyes of his. Pandemonium. Utter chaos right there in Flourish and Blotts. In fact, it looked like something had quite possibly exploded. And when the boy had started looking as very innocent as possible, that was when Loki had thought to himself here's one to keep an eye on.

[borrowing Dennis' AU!Companion!Verse with the Doctor]

The second time had been wholly unplanned as well. And it had actually been before the first. So it was the first for Loki but the second for Dennis. Which...

...well, it was every day a strange blue box appeared in Asgard bearing a man in a brown coat and a boy who asked several dozen questions a second and could quite possibly try even Sigyn's patience. Though she'd certainly quietened him down with a cake. And once more Loki'd thought, here's one that bears watching as he'd sat down across from the boy and introduced himself.

here there be a spoiler for Deathly Hallows )

When they meet again, Dennis has grown out of the small boy he'd once known. Quieter, perhaps, just a touch. But more in that you could see how much he was thinking about what he saw. Making connections. Loki, for his part was much the same as he'd always been. Always would be. Whichever.

Of course, he was also clutching some Dark artifact he'd felt it meet to *ahem* liberate from the Department of Mysteries. And with a cheeky grin and jaunty salute to Dennis, he disappeared, leaving the young Unspeakable to have to explain how that red-haired man had seemed to know him. And managed to disapparate away from a place with spells specifically in place to prevent just that.

Their encounter on the Knight Bus was entirely planned. By Loki. Who happily bounces aboard and settles down beside Dennis without so much as a by-your-leave. He might have also intimated something about stalking the poor boy.

Or he might have just made some inocuous comment about the weather in Bristol. It was hard to tell, sometimes, with him.

Unless, of course, you were Dennis.
cunningas: (other: inferno)
Comment with a topic of five things that never happened with your muse and Loki and I will write it out. Examples include:

~* Five times Loki saved the world.
~* Five ways Loki loved Baldr. [*hides from the pup!*]
~* Five times Loki spoke the complete truth.

This is me procrastinating on prompts. :)
cunningas: (adrien: bored now)
I feel loved when...

The Five Love Languages

My Primary Love Language is Acts of Service

My Detailed Results:
Acts of Service: 9
Physical Touch: 7
Receiving Gifts: 5
Words of Affirmation: 5
Quality Time: 4

About this quiz

Unhappiness in relationships is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. It can be helpful to know what language you speak and what language those around you speak.

Tag 3 people so they can find out what their love language is.

Take the Quiz!
Check out the Book

cunningas: (adrien: hee)
What is yours?
Explain yourself
Culinary: Twinkies If you don't know this one, you don't know me very well.
Literary: Curious George That monkey gets into almost as much trouble as I do!
Audiovisual: Roar Heath Ledger in all that leather? Plus that chick in the mud bath.
Musical: The Beach Boys Classic, man, classic.
Celebrity: That girl from the Princess Diaries She reminds me of somebody!

Now I tag:-

[ profile] antigone_grace [ profile] oldestbeloved [ profile] alainn_aislinn [ profile] iamdoom and [ profile] anya_c_jenkins

to complete this same Quiz, Its HERE.
cunningas: (adrien: you are such an idiot)
Go to the Google search engine and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs". Write down the description of the first 9 sentences that appear.

1. Loki needs a bedroom. - I have one. Several, actually. I need to be joined in one, I think, though.
2. There is additional information that loki needs to perform its analysis such as the map positions of markers, how long to run the analysis for etc. - Uh...huh.
3. Loki needs to be told my address after each reboot of my computer. - And again with the saying uh...huh.
4. The Loki needs at least one kiloton of fuel onboard for the Tachyon device to work, the device itself does not burn any fuel. - Does this tachyon device make me look fat?
5. LOKI NEEDS OUR HELP. - Someone starting a crusade for me? I'm honored.
6. Loki needs a name. - I have one. Severak, actually.
7. Loki needs to be taught basic commands and behaviour. - You offering?
8. Judge Mitchell Hattaway thinks Norse god Loki needs a new agent. - And again, is he offering?
9.Loki needs a good loving home to call his own. - ......I had one.


trickster_loki's LJ stalker is beautifulbaldur!
beautifulbaldur is stalking you because they think you are the one who made anonymous abusive LJ comments. They are also deluded!

LiveJournal Username:

LJ Stalker Finder

It's only funny 'cause it's true.
cunningas: (chaos)
...and just because I'm curious what you'll ask.

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 4 questions. Any 4, no matter how personal, dirty, private, or random. I have to answer them honestly.
cunningas: (bored now)
What is your character's name?

How old is he/she?
Older than you.

What is your character's race/species?
Jotun (giant, god, whichever)

Do they have a crush?
Not really a crush, no.

Do they have many friends?
His definition of 'friend' is rather twisted and all but...yes, he's got a few. (Hermes, Anya, Sigyn, maybe Thor sometimes?, Methos, Darius [sort of?], Sharan...)

What planet is your character from?
Midgard! Er, Earth.

Does your character like to eat?
It's fun to indulge in.

What's his/her favorite food?

What's his/her favorite drink?
Mead, really bad beer, tequila, rum, whiskey, vodka....

Is your character annoying?
Oh god, yes.

Name the 5 most annoying things about your character.
1) Arrogance
2) Smugness
3) Mood Swings
4) Twisted humor
5) Obsessiveness

They're the same as Hermes. Imagine that.

Is your character loved?
Yes, though he thinks those that do are INSANE.

Is your character hated?
*laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and chokes and dies* That's a yes.

Is she/he emo/goth?
Not really either. He tries to keep away from the emo and he's not much in the way of goth either.

Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
Bisexual. If it breathes, he'd probably shag it. And sometimes, even if it doesn't.

Is she/he a virgin?
He's a virgin the way Vestal Virgins aren't.

Name 3 hobbies
1) Playing various sorts of harmless and not-so harmless tricks.
2) Sexing people up.
3) Drinking.

Is your character normal?
Define normal and he'll tell you.

Is your character attractive?

How does your character handle emotions?
Badly. He tends to ignore the "softer" ones and give free reign to the more destructive ones. This leads to quite a few literally explosive situations.

Does your character have other forms?

Does your character overreact?
Give me five minutes and I could give you five examples.

Is your character a criminal?
Let's just say "yes" and leave it at that.

Does your character go to school?

What's his/her IQ?
He's so smart, he thinks himself right into trouble. There is such a thing

Again, same answer as Hermes.

Does your character have a disease/curse?
Not at the moment.

Is your character dead?
Not yet.

Does your character have a family?
Parents he rarely talks about, children, wife, lovers, 'adopted' family who've more or less disowned him...yes.

Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
To admit they were tragic would be to admit he let them get to him.

What's the best time in your character's life?
Before Baldr got to be such an insufferable prick that he had to be killed.

Is your character single?
He's single the way Hestia's a "playa".

Has he/she developed any relationships?
Doesn't everyone?

Does he/she have an element?

Do you roleplay your character?

Do you write about your character?

Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Hah, yes.

Does your character get depressed?
See question about tragic times in life.

What's your character's favorite animal?
Falcon or wolf.

Does your character have any fears?
He refuses to admit to them.

Does your character have any weaknesses?
See previous question.

Does your character look up to anyone?
Sort of.

Does your character like music?

What's your character's favorite type of music?
Doesn't have one favorite.

Is he/she impatient?
Can be.

What's something funny about your character?
There was this one time with a goat and a rope and his own balls.....

Does your character curse?
Like a sailor.
cunningas: (breathing fire)
You Are Death

You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.

Your fortune:

Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.

[I must be the only one it didn't work the first time for. We kind of cheated on this one.]


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